Sunday, March 13, 2011

Homebrew Thoughts: I love being janky

I love playing cards and decks that other players often scoff at. If there is one card I've noticed players at my local FNM always getting upset about pulling, it's Magnetic Mine.


I, however, feel compelled to exploit this much-hated rare. Thus, I now present you with the following deck:

DESTROY ALL PERMANENTS!

Artifacts:
4x Magnetic Mine
4x Liquimetal Coating

Creatures:
4x Manic Vandal
4x Leonin Relic-Warder
2x Oxidda Scrapmelter

Instants:
2x Lightning Bolt
4x Crush
4x Shatter
4x Divine Offering

Sorceries:
4x Metallic Mastery
2x Solemn Offering

Land:
15x Mountain
7x Plains

(On Tapped Out here.)

I would not be surprised if you had to look up a few of the creatures, because, let's face it, this deck is pure jank. Coolstuffinc.com says the deck would cost $20.14, but they generally are a little high priced, so I'm going to price the deck at $15. I can't wait to put this together and laugh insanely at everyone else.

Edit: This clip sums up my feelings about playing this deck.

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